"A little place called Hardrock"; or the story of how Hardrock came to be
SIR KING MURLOCALOT
Born in the arse hole of a whale, he soon became the fastest murloc that ever existed. He was made the king of the waters when he was only 4 years old.
One day AIDs spread through the waters, causing all of the murlocs to get fucked up. SIR KING MURLOCALOT was lucky enough to out-swim the wave of AIDs and he left the waters. Once on land, he made his way to the closest town where he became horny as fuck and began looking for sluts to join his entourage.
He is now known as SIR KING MURLOCALOT! OWNER OF THE BITCHES!